Walgreen's and CVS are both providing the latest round of Covid booster shots. We were able to schedule a next day appointment at Walgreen's (across from Braneky) for a Moderna booster. I also got my flu shot there. I had to laugh. There was a gallon sized jug of hand sanitizer on the Pharmacy counter. I realized I had rested both hands on the counter so (major germaphobe) I decided to use some of the hand sanitizer.
I gave the pump a healthy push down and it shot a stream straight on to my shirt! (see picture).
"Am I on Candid Camera?"
At least it was low enough not to be mistaken for me lactating, and high enough so people wouldn't assume it was a Depends failure. And look at me - if my man boobs get any bigger I'm going to need a "manssiere."
New topic: I've been a booster of the Bridgeton Walmart for years. They got us through the worst of Covid with the outside grocery pick-ups. But this morning I was there a little after 6 AM (the older you get the earlier you wake up - I should get a paper route).
First, they were out of strawberries. Then no spinach, and a few other items on my list. So much for avoiding the crowds. Now I'll have to do an Aldi run at 9 AM.
So tell me, what good does it do you to wear a mask, if it's below your nose? I see so many people doing that these days. Covid knows if you've given it an access point. When you wear your mask like that it's like a woman wearing her bra below her breasts. Yeah, she's got a bra on, but the twins are loose and could get into some trouble! Forgive me for making so many breast jokes. This is what happens when the fetus doesn't get enough oxygen. Maybe my mother dropped me on my head as a child. I know my wife would like to from time to time. Don't be upset with this post - it's what I do in lieu of a real life. Is it time for my nap yet?
9/9/22
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